All the Types of Science Fiction

A funny listicle by Horst Smokowski for McSweeney’s:

  1. Check this place out, it’s dope
  2. Technology solves problems 🤩 (future good)
  3. Technology creates problems 😕 (future bad)
  4. A world much like our own where some subtle differences highlight humanity/reality/society/perception
  5. What if your cock was a bomb?
  6. Rockets are not phallic, please stop saying that
  7. Here is why religion is bad
  8. Homestuck
  9. Four thousand pages on the adventures of Prentiss Plum, a space pirate, scientist, and award-winning Virgo
  10. Winking parody that doubles down on sexbots
  11. Cory Doctorow’s most recent night terror
  12. Me am play god”
  13. Tracy Chapman’s A New Beginning
  14. A list of legally non-binding patents disguised as a narrative
  15. There is a secret number and it’s pissed
  16. The Strugatsky brothers do not like Stalin
  17. Star Trek, but they smash
  18. Time, considered as a helix of semiprecious stoners
  19. It is 1860, let us go to the Moon
  20. Basically Mein Kampf
  21. Bomb Cock 2: Mutually Assured Destruction
  22. The franchise equivalent of findom
  23. A power fantasy that focuses on maintaining the status quo (Supercop)
  24. Your happiness, as a commodity
  25. Margaret Atwood, sharing with us her gift of prophecy
  26. Science monster
  27. An alien who’s just really nice with it
  28. Young adult
  29. Hung adult
  30. Fear & Loathing in Arcturus
  31. Ansible only good for sexting
  32. Apocalyptic
  33. Apocalypso
  34. Post-apocalypso
  35. Post-scarcity
  36. Multi-planetary
  37. Suckpull
  38. A thought experiment, taken literally
  39. Multiversal polycule
  40. An obvious yet powerful allegory
  41. David Cronenberg has something to show you
  42. The Turing Test, but sexy
  43. 1980s pop culture as understood by Dan Quayle
  44. I Have No Friends and I Must Infodump (narrative tension is a sin)
  45. A plot that should have stayed in the fanfic
  46. A fun twist on Plato’s Allegory of the Cave
  47. Oops! The author got high and watched Akira
  48. One where you can’t tell whether the optimism is naïve or revolutionary
  49. Bomb Cock 3: World War Chindo
  50. Secretly just a treatise on economics


Date
May 19, 2024