King of the Hill

Season 12

Episode 12 “Untitled Blake McCormick Project”

Boy I never thought I’d do this again. Each time you buy a wheelbarrow, you tell yourself it’s the last time. — Hank Hill

I’ve got 85 channels at home, and none of them beats watching Hank use a crescent wrench. — Dale Gribble

Hank you’d cozy up to Mussolini if he liked your lawn… — Dale Gribble

Uh, well Dale, aliens are an unpredictable bunch. So uh, I think your best bet is to do nothing. Yep, nothing. — Hank Hill

I don’t think I’m cut out for parenthood, actually I hate kids, I mean not all kids, but just the ones that are around all the time. Dangit, Bill Cosby made it look fun, and I fell for it. — Bill Dauterive