Lessons for My Children

This is a list of life lessons I’d like to impart to my children.

• Always have a place that things return to, and return them to that place when you are no longer using them. Do this, and you will never lose a thing.
• Remove the drawstrings from your hoodies. They serve no meaningful purpose, and just get in the way.
  • They can get in your food.
  • They could get caught in machinery.
  • Babies love to yank on them.